Malka

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Stranger: hey sexy :)
You: hey you
Stranger: f or m?
You: m
Stranger: perfect
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f US
You: where in the us?
Stranger: east coast
You: ny?
You: nj?
Stranger: nope nc
Stranger: so you horny?
You: yes i am
You: because i am a deer!!
Stranger: hahaha:)
Stranger: but really…. cyber sex?
Stranger: i want to get dirty talked to
You: you first
Stranger: lets switch off
You: ok
Stranger: wait your a guy right?
You: yes
Stranger: i straddle you and suck your neck. then i work my way down to your pants and unbutton/zip them with my teeth. i slip them and your pants off. then i start playing with you.
You: ok great!!!….well i jus cummed….so now i turn on my ps3 and i play modern warfare 2 and we have an akward moment where we just look at each other and im expecting you to make me a sandwich. but you dont so we start fighting and you call your mother because thats what you always do!!! so i ignore you and we end up breaking up. then i put on the notebook and cry myself to sleep
Stranger: hahahahahaahahaha.
Stranger: oh god.
You: your turn baby
Stranger: no!
Stranger: you do it. come on.
You: please keep going
Stranger: not unless you do
You: i did
Stranger: you know what i mean
You: its common for a man to only last 20 to 40 seconds please dont judge
Stranger: pleeaaasseeee i wanna cum
You: maybe if you make me a sandwich i will have the energy

We Just Fuckin' Hate Leno

sINES

Cathrhymne

Se a Mona Lisa tivesse cancro da mama seria o ultimo seio

Geooooorge?!!

A poem:
I don't care about color,
I don't care about race
care about weight
and the smile on your face
I don't care where you came from
or what language you may speak
I care about bust size
and if you're a dirty freak
I don't care if you're mexican
or even portuguese
If you've got a vagoo
I like what i sees

Rick Rolled in Love

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You: WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
Stranger: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
You: A FULL COMMITMENT’S WHAT I’M THINKING OF
Stranger: YOU WOULDN’T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY
You: I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I’M FEELING
Stranger: gOTTA MAKE YOU, UNDERSTAND
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA LET YOU DOWN
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA MAKE YOU CRY
You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA TELL A LIE… AND HURT YOU
You: WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG
Stranger: YOUR HEARTS BEEN ACKIN BUT
You: YOU’RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT
Stranger: DEEP DOWN WE BOTH KNOW WHAT BEEN GOIN ON
You: WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE’RE GONNA PLAY IT
Stranger: AAAAND IF YOU’RE ASKIN HOW IM FEELIN
You: DON’T TELL ME YOU’RE TOO BLIND TO SEE
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA RIN AROUND AND HURT YOU
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA SAY GOODBYE
You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE… AND HURT YOU
Stranger: OOOOHHHH GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE
Stranger: GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE
Stranger: GIVE YOU UP
You: THAT WAS SWELL
Stranger: INDEED

/Noob

-Tentaste ter piada, nao conseguiste.
-Sim, onde é que um tio morrer é suposto ter piada ?
-Onde é qe judeus a morrer tem piada ? :\
-Nos filmes.. A lista de Scheneider..

Read Head Señorita

Apanhei uma aranha. Agora vou coloca-la no microondas e esperar para que me morda.

Cya

Graçken.

AndRé: sabes aquela festa de ano novo a que a minha namorada foi?
GustavoNunesBatista Everytime I eat vegetables it makes me think of you diz: tenho um ideia...
AndRé: acabo de saber que ela curtiu com outra gaja e andou aos apalpões com um gajo.
GustavoNunesBatista Everytime I eat vegetables it makes me think of you diz: damn… não sei o que é pior… não a veres curtir com outra gaja ou andar a apalpar outro gajo |:

Rated R

-DaniEL- diz:
*tas a dar no relatorio de SD?
        Vieira         diz:
*so ouvi o Erik Hassle e a ellie goulding
*e curti por acaso
*neps, tou a tentar que me entre teoria de fp na cabeça
-DaniEL- diz:
*ouvi agr 1 black
*mm poderoso o som fdç
        Vieira         diz:
*mas eu sou atrasado mental
-DaniEL- diz:
*ah ok
*LOOOOOOOL
*best.
*msn line.
*ever.

Punch a dolphin in the face.

- O 2012 vai ter uma sequela, o 2013.
- A J.K. Rowling vai prometer escrever o oitavo Harry Pottter se prometerem parar de ler aquilo do Twilight.
- O Obama vai ganhar: um Oscar, um Emmy, um Tony, um Grammy, outro Nobel(à escolha) e um Mtv MusicAward.