Publicidade Institucional

Publicidade Institucional: putas everywhere (não é a casa dos segredos, não)

quarta-feira, 14 de abril de 2010

sexta-feira, 9 de abril de 2010

Hey Shawty, it's yo birthday!


É que ontem o blog fez um ano.

quarta-feira, 7 de abril de 2010

POST #300


17 Things Not To Say During Sex.

1. You woke me up for that?

2. Did I mention the video camera?

3. Do you accept Visa?

4. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

5. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!

6. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

7. I want a baby!

8. When is this supposed to feel good?

9. You're good enough to do this for a living!

10. You're almost as good as my ex!

11. Now I know why he/she dumped you...

12. Have you ever considered liposuction?

13. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!

14. Did I mention my transsexual operation?

15. Did you come yet, dear?

16. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!

17. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!

terça-feira, 6 de abril de 2010

Craption



"Danger" is Sam's middle name. Of course, "Unnecessary" is his first name. His last name is "Jones", which isn't particularly relevant to this picture.


Aqui

segunda-feira, 5 de abril de 2010

Binary Code

-DaniEL- says (23:43):

Stranger: Hey
You: think of any letter. i will guess that letter.
You: by making a range of questions.
Stranger: Ok go
You: shall i begin?
Stranger: Yes
You: is it A?
Stranger: No
You: is it B?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My Own Dictionary

Cuz Cuz: The food so nice they had to name it twice.

Pinapple Express

domingo, 4 de abril de 2010

Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymnoceros

beatriz o'neill says (23:27):
*i'm beatriz, pleasure's all yours
Jorge says (23:27):
*indeed it is : D
Jorge says (23:28):
*your good at giving other people pleasure, i see..
beatriz o'neill says (23:28):
*yes i am, thanks for the complement
Jorge says (23:29):
*dont mention it.. its good to be good at your job : D
beatriz o'neill says (23:29):
*yes it is! it's good to see other people enjoying it :D
Jorge says (23:29):
*and paying you for it : D
*: P
beatriz o'neill says (23:30):
*yes, well, we all need money right
Jorge says (23:30):
*not the ones who pay
*those just need some atention :\
beatriz o'neill says (23:30):
*don't care how it gets here
Jorge says (23:30):
*dont matter the input ?
*income * (A)
beatriz o'neill says (23:31):
*hey do you know who came for me last night?
Jorge says (23:31):
*who ?
beatriz o'neill says (23:32):
*your father, poor little guy
Jorge says (23:32):
*figured..
*oh, thats right, he told me
*said you were the best in the business...
*guess you have a lot of experience..
*and also that u were the cheapest..
beatriz o'neill says (23:35):
*oh no, you're totally wrong, he gave me a lot of money.. guess he stole for your mother though.. oh your father don't need experience, he just needs what your mum can't give to him..
Jorge says (23:36):
*but u can.. in such an early age.. seems your father didnt just teach you to write when u were small.. is he a catholic priest, by any chance ?
beatriz o'neill says (23:37):
*i don't know, go ask your mum, she must know better than me
Jorge says (23:38):
*yeah.. she goes to church..
beatriz o'neill says (23:39):
*yeah i know that.. i guess everyone knows that
Jorge says (23:39):
*i imagine the toys your father gave you..
*buzz lightyear ! to infinity and beyond!
*if u know what i mean ...
beatriz o'neill says (23:40):
*hey do you wanna know a secret?
Jorge says (23:40):
*do i have to pay ?
beatriz o'neill says (23:40):
*well.. now that you mention it..
*no, jk
*do you?
Jorge says (23:41):
*sure, why not..
beatriz o'neill says (23:41):
*do you promise that you don't tell anybody?
Jorge says (23:42):
*i do
beatriz o'neill says (23:43):
*you're a bitch. oh wait, that's not a secret.. good to talk to you though.
Jorge says (23:44):
*haha, nice one d:

Jorge says (0:25):
*its no secret cuz ur mum didnt keep her mouth shut.. as usual'

That's what i would have said if she hadnt asked to let her win !

sábado, 3 de abril de 2010

So, Anyone Rejoices Armagedon? ok...

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE
Stranger: I LOVE CHEESE!
You: WHICH TYPE?
Stranger: ALL OF THEMMMM
You: ON PIZZA?
Stranger: YES!
You: OMG!
You: CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
Stranger: I KNOW
You: TIME FOR A CELEBRATION!
You: CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
Stranger: BEE BOO BOP!
Stranger: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: ENTER THE CITY OF CHEESE, PARADE OF CHEESE
Stranger: do do do do!!!!!!!!!
You: Enter the King Cheddar!
You: And the Queen Mozarella!
Stranger: Princess Swiss
Stranger: !
You: And Prince… Goat!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: speaking of goat… DO YOU LIKE GOATS?!
You: I LIKE GOATS.
You: MY NAME IS DAVE, THE CAVE. MASTER OF GOATS AND GANJA
Stranger: MY NAME IS FRAN, THE CAN. MASTER OF SHEEP AND UNICORNS
You: WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD OF CHEESE AND GOATS. AND GOAT CHEESE!
Stranger: YES WE SHALL. It shall be a cheesy universe filled with mysterious gouda wonders
You: BUT NO PIGS!
You: BEWARE OF PIGS!
Stranger: PIGS ARE NASTY PORKY FELLOWS
You: PIGS ARE THE DISASTER OF HUMANITY! GOATS SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(estamos quase na 300 mensagens, por isso vai começar a aparecer muita palha só para isto avançar)